I looked down my leg and noticed that my brand new pair of stockings had a run in them. Note to self: get a damn manicure and I might as well add a pedicure so my big old mama toe doesn’t go through the reinforced toe because I am distracted with all the questions that might be thrown at me this morning. My dog is begging for attention and in my haste she gets my fish oil pill while I am try to ingest a rawhide snack without choking to death. As my dog flashes a smile at my stupidity, I realize that it’s Charles Osgood going through the stories being featured on CBS Sunday Morning. I beckon my dog back to bed and we pick the hottest shade of scarlet nail polish for me to wear to my job interview…tomorrow.
